The Chicken Farmer
A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a womanand ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too"
"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a specialday for me, I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!"says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked,
"What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man ... "I'm a chickenfarmer,and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they'refinally laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickensbecome fertile?"
"I used a different cock." he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence.............!"
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too"
"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a specialday for me, I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!"says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked,
"What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man ... "I'm a chickenfarmer,and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they'refinally laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickensbecome fertile?"
"I used a different cock." he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence.............!"
posted by Oli at 5:59 AM
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