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Thursday, February 22, 2007

The Chicken Farmer

A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a womanand ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too"

"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a specialday for me, I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!"says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked,
"What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man ... "I'm a chickenfarmer,and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they'refinally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickensbecome fertile?"

"I used a different cock." he replied.

The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence.............!"


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